{"product_id":"god-bless-you-t-shirt","title":"Chu Dli Ying Tian Sq Millions must buy","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eChu Dli Ying Tian \u003c\/span\u003eT-Shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMay your investments multiply and your enemies cope.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"style-scope ytd-video-description-header-renderer\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255); text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(0, 170, 255); text-decoration: underline;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/shorts\/nwKFqPzsuD0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"style-scope yt-formatted-string\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eChu Dli Ying Tian Sq Millions must buy watch now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"style-scope ytd-video-description-header-renderer\" id=\"factoids\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-label=\"690 likes\" role=\"text\" class=\"ytwFactoidRendererFactoid ytwFactoidRendererColorSampledHost\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eGod Bless You T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features the Chud Emperor bestowing the highest honour imaginable: \u003cem\u003emountains of gold and silver.\u003c\/em\u003e Whether the blessing actually works is between you and the economy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to the shops.\u003cbr\u003eWear it to family gatherings.\u003cbr\u003eAccept compliments with a slow nod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: prosperity not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic heavyweight unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-weight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz.\/yd² \/ 170–180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen-end yarn for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-stitched sleeves and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efollowers of daily_chudjak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efuture billionaires\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003epeople who appreciate ancient wisdom and modern memes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003egiving off \"chosen by the emperor\" energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ethose seeking mountains of gold and silver\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eImportant\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite may appear slightly off-white due to the natural fabric. 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